This site collects nothing. It's two static pages: no accounts, no analytics, no ad trackers, no cookies set by us, no forms, no database of visitors. Reading the guide page or the free DJ Pallet Table build sends no personal data to us.
The interactive course remembers your progress in your browser's
localStorage. That data never leaves your device, is never
transmitted to us, and disappears if you clear your browser data.
The "Get the guide" button takes you to Gumroad, where the purchase, payment, and PDF delivery happen entirely on Gumroad's platform under Gumroad's privacy policy. Gumroad shares with us, as the seller, your email address and order details — we use those only to deliver updates to the guide and answer your questions about it. We never sell that information, share it, or add you to a marketing list.
The site is served by Cloudflare Pages, which processes standard request logs (like IP addresses) to deliver and protect the site. Fonts load from Google Fonts, so your browser requests font files from Google's servers. Neither happens on our behalf for tracking, and we receive no visitor data from either.
Email contact@absolutelyplausible.com and a human will answer and act. If this site ever starts collecting more than described here, this page changes first and the effective date below moves.
Effective July 14, 2026 · An Absolutely Plausible production · Orlando, FL · See also the purchase terms.